Some Thoughts on Cows

Cows are fucking assholes. On the face of it, they're nice animals that give us milk and beef. If you look a little closer, you may see the almost human tragedy of weening, denying mother and child mutual access for the sake of dairy production. But if you look a little closer after that, if you actually work with cows, you realize they're stupid, insolent zombie assholes with no redeeming personality; and after all you done for them, like cutting grass and mending fences and shoveling shit, they probably deserve to die.