Will Work For US$

I can do stuff on the internet... anyone know anyone who needs some data coded or something written or edited?  Here is my CV:
http://docs.google.com/View?id=dgdv56p5_117nb3txrcc
Getting work in Buenos Aires is turning out to be a harder than I thought because I don't have a work visa for Argentina.  I could really use some positive cashflow; I have a US address and checking account and also PayPal so it shouldn't be hard to pay me whatever paltry sums (to you) that I am just dreaming about down here.  Also keep in mind that I am like this:
http://twitter.com/tomatoinsurgent/statuses/3449096202
It sometimes happens that somebody knows someone.