Sure As Shoeshine: a song about jealousy

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Darlin be mine
sure as shoeshine
I don't have time
to fool around.
I won't be fine
in the meantime
while you
tool around the town.
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Take my pictcha
keep it witcha
if you doubt me
just look down.
If some other
guy won't quitcha
show ma pictcha
and ya frown.

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If ya ask me
for my latchkey
I'll provide it
for ya now.
Just don't say you
can't attach me
while I work
to make you proud.

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Don't you think you're
clever missy
as I lay my
money down.
If you think that
you won't miss me
I'll be sure to
play you round.

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If I can't will ya
then I'll kill ya
shoot you up and
shoot you down.
Then I'll sing this
love song to ya
as you lie there
on the ground.

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Darlin be mine
sure as shoeshine
I don't have time
to fool around.
I can't be fine
in the meantime
while you
lie dead on the ground.
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If I am this
brutal to ya
I will take my
lesson hard:
hold that barrel
to my navel
and discharge
into my lard.

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Oh the pain of
dyin slowly
is a thought that
should abound,
in your head please
choose instead of
me in pain
rolling around.

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I'll just die there
face in your hair
while you stare dead
at the crowd.
Let this be my
lesson to ya
hope you hear me
clear and loud.

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